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Bang On: We all need Apple
2Here’s my latest “Bang On” column on Neowin:
Before Windows and OS X started going head to head on a more mainstream level, Microsoft was perfectly fine with releasing a product that not only looked terrible, but was as secure as a paper bag left in the rain tethered to a pair of scissors. Granted, some bad publicity from some high profile viruses nudged Microsoft along, it was Apple and their marketing that really forced Microsoft’s hand, especially with Windows 7. For the first time, Microsoft can’t just develop an operating system for the corporate world and give it to the public with a few consumer friendly add-ons. The entire OS is being designed to be more consumer friendly and more secure than ever before. Why? Because Apple has made it very clear to the public that its operating system is as user friendly and safe as a golden retriever puppy in a room full of pillows. Some Apple zealots would probably argue that OS X is even cuter than that puppy in that pillowy room, but they’re just crazy.
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Bang On: Vista killed the skinning star
4This week’s column isn’t going to incite nearly as much anger as last week’s. I was just reminiscing about the earlier days of Neowin and this is what resulted from it.
Windows XP was ugly. There was no way around that fact. The default Luna interface looked as though it was drawn by a crayon on a crumpled up napkin. Nothing about it was clean or polished. It was bad enough that, after a while, Microsoft released the Royale visual style to spruce up the appearance of their star operating system. However, before Royale, there was a large community dedicated to changing the appearance of XP. A few select members of that community were celebrities, in their own right, and had a large portion of the geek community captivated by their works of art.
Many artists, such as Neowin’s own Kol, Bant, and , jumped onto the scene, shortly after XP was released, and started to create beautiful new visual styles for it. You didn’t even have to pay for them, though some of the pieces were surely worth a lot more than the free price tag attached to them. All you had to do was download a small program, let it patch your uxtheme.dll system file (regardless what some companies would have you believe, it’s perfectly safe), and install any visual style of your choosing. It seemed as though every week a new theme was coming out as these artists consistently pushed the threshold in an attempt to cover the face of that ugly baby known as XP.
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Bang On: Firefox, you’re kind of ugly
0Latest in my weekly column:
…Firefox is the plain Jane girl. She’s not much to look at, especially when standing next to the other two, but she makes up for her lack of physical beauty with a nice amount of intelligence and the ability to adapt and grow with you. Of course, in public, you may deny that you even know her or, before going out, encourage her to throw on a few pounds of make-up to cover up your shame.
Before you beat me with sticks for insulting your favorite browser or collect as an angry mob and storm my apartment with torches because I’m being sexist, you have to understand that I like Firefox. I wouldn’t use it if I didn’t like it. I’m just not blind enough to lie to myself and say it looks good, at all. Sure, the Mac version is nice enough looking, but the Vista version is just horrendously ugly….
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Bang On: AOL is attempting suicide
0Column for the week has just been post:
For my generation, AOL was the Internet as we all signed on for the first time. Even if you didn’t use their dialup service, you absolutely had to download AOL Instant Messenger , so you could stay in contact with all of your friends. Let’s face it: Cell phones were still way too expensive, so instant messages were the text messages of that time. It was almost a social faux pa to be in high school without a screen name. And, while you were there typing away and entering chat rooms your parents probably wouldn’t want you in, you had to have some music playing. In came Winamp and, once AOL bought them out, it was an all AOL, all the time experience. So, what the heck is AOL doing now?
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Bang On: Outsourced Xbox support is useless
0Here’s the latest in my weekly column on Neowin:
…With laughter in the background, my blood pressure rising, and an excessive amount of gratitude being given, the woman on the other end did everything from getting my console ID and serial number to having me clear my cache. The last step, by the way, involves losing all the game updates I ever downloaded, so every game I play now has to be updated, again. Best of all, none of this worked. I’m starting to really hate you, Microsoft.
After 30 minutes of complete failure, my case was moved up to a supervisor and she was the most useless of them all. At least the first representative admitted she knew nothing. This wonderfully useless supervisor simply asked me to fax over a copy of my receipts for when I exchanged my Xbox 360 at Best Buy. Slight problem: I don’t own a fax machine and, right now, I don’t have a printer to scan with. She advised me to use my “digi cam” to snap a photo of the receipts and use FaxZero.com to send the photo over. She was about to hang up when I kindly reminded her that she needed to tell me the number to fax it to. Slight oversight on her part, huh?…
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A plane crashes into the Hudson and Twitter shines
0It’s amazing. A plane carrying over 154 people crashed into the Hudson River and everyone survived. The pilot did a masterful job, without a doubt, and everyone who leaped to action, including the ferry companies, deserve a lot of credit.
However, one thing struck me. Rob, a fellow staff member from Neowin and my co-host for the NeowinCAST, sent me a link to TwitPic. TwitPic, is a site that lets Twitter users host pictures taken from their cell phones and such on their servers and then link to them on Twitter. In this case, a passenger on one of the ferries that was redirected to help the passengers of the sinking plane took a picture from his phone and uploaded it. Oddly enough, it’s one of the best images we have from the accident, either amateur or professional. Social networking sometimes does really outshine the professionals.
Hitler is better than Vista
0All the geeks out there should enjoy this xkcd strip:

More Xbox 360 issues
0I don’t know what I did to piss off Microsoft, but I wish I could apologize. Ok, so this issue is a lot less severe than an entirely useless console that doesn’t read games anymore, but it’s annoying none the less.
The problem this time stemmed from the new wireless controller that I, obviously, received with the replacement console. Well, my battery (from the play and charge kit), was dead so I plugged it in to charge. Oddly enough, within seconds, the charge indicator light would turn green and the dashboard would report the battery was charged up to 3 bars. That’s nice, and all, except that it wasn’t charged and would immediately die when I unplugged it. To make sure it was the controller, I got out my old wireless controller and, this time, the battery charged as expected.
I don’t know why all of this is happening to me, but it’s getting tiring. I would love to find a way to fix the newer controller. The rubber on the analog sticks is less worn and, thus, it’s a bit easier to aim in games such as Call of Duty.
Motorola Rokr – Already a Failure?
1Following the trend of cramming every possible media device into everyone’s cell phone, Motorola, Apple, and Cingular have teamed up to introduce the first cell phone with the ability to play 100 legally purchased iTunes tracks. Named the Rokr and priced at $249 with a 2 year contract agreement, the phone is a failure right out of the gate. Limitations and alienation will only lead to the device being the classic example of a flop.
The idea behind the phone, allowing people to play legally purchased music on their cell phone, thus eliminating the need for more devices, isn’t even a new idea. It’s been done already by a small company named Microsoft. Their Windows Smartphones have a built in version of Windows Media Player already capable of playing tracks purchased from any music store with .wma file offerings. While Microsoft doesn’t have the “cool factor†that Apple currently carries, this is still Apple trying to re-invent the wheel.
Let’s look beyond the fact that it’s not a new concept and really take a look at why the device will fail. Firstly, almost everyone will take notice of the price. Normally, when signing a two year contract with a service provider, you get a discount on the cellular device of your choice. This isn’t the case with the Rokr. You have to sign a two year contract and still pay full price for the phone. Besides the fact that people are less and less satisfied with long term contracts, the price point puts the phone out of reach of the teenage demographic it’s marketed towards. It’s safe to say that not having your key demographic be able to afford the device is a swing and a miss.
Beyond the price, you have the limited functionality of the player itself. The internal memory of the phone is expandable, meaning you can add larger memory cards to the phone to increase it’s storage capacity. This would be nice if it meant you could also store more music on that memory. Unfortunately, the software inside is capped at a 100 song maximum, meaning you can have room for 500 songs, and still only be able to playback 100 of them. In a market where you can get an mp3 player, for the less money, that holds and plays 10 times more tracks, such limited functionality becomes a turn off to the techno geeks who would be willing to pay the extra money for such a device.
While this may not be true for everyone, I also know that, personally, I would never want an all in one device like this. I already have a hard enough time trying to keep my cell phone charged properly as it is. I can’t even begin to imagine how much more quickly playing music on it would drain the battery. In a day and age where we have this uncanny desire to stay connected, can you imagine having your battery die and being stuck with no music or ability to place a phone call? You’d be forced into reality and may even take notice of your surroundings. Nobody wants this.
All in all, this seems like a product Apple will quietly let slip away. Their line of iPods continues to grow with the recent addition of the iPod Nano and the world is already eating it up. Maybe this is a lesson the industry needs to finally learn: No one really wants one device to do everything when it does nothing all that well.