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I want to write a poem, but I have absolutely no flow at all. Instead, I’ll talk about something completely unrelated to what I want to write about.

It’s amazing how there are scumbags in every facet of life. Recently, there has been a rash of items and money stolen right out of the employee break room (a.k.a. “the hub”). Today, a new girl, Irene, had $25 stolen right out of her wallet which was left in her purse. Granted, she probably shouldn’t have left her purse in the hub in the first place, but she’s new and probably thought that people had a little respect, at least. Nope, not a chance. She was pissed and I felt really bad for her. Who expects one’s co-workers to be such fucking scumbags?

I was going to offer to lend Irene a few bucks for lunch, but my wonderfully kind friend, Anthony, made the gesture first. He realized a bit too late that it was a perfect “in” for me since this girl is pretty cute. As he said, “I should have let you since you’re the single one.” I reminded him that it’s supposed to be “Bro’s before hoes” to which he replied, “It’s not like I would cheat on my girl, anyway”. I thanked him again for ruining a perfect shot like that.

That’s really all I have, lol. That story would have been a lot better if you were there. You weren’t. Don’t worry, though. I retold it using lots of commas.

I never know what to say on these things. I know if I say something like “Jessica Alba Nude” I’ll get a ton of hits, but I’m not sure people will like what they find in their fruitless search. Anyways, let me get all personal for the boys and girls out in the internet world.

A weird thing occurred at work today. Three co-workers and I were in the warehouse talking a bit and this new girl working in media kept coming over to ask one of them questions. I didn’t think anything of it, but the girl who was with us, who tends to have a “biting” personality (lol), started making loud comments how this girl is treating this kid like her life coach and all. I know it was in good humor and all, but this new chick seems REALLY nice (I mean that she literally looks like she’ll be saint material one day or something) and I felt guilty afterward. What the hell is that? To make it even worse, I had to ask her help finding something for a customer I was helping because the customer was “attractive” and I’m still a guy, no matter how many times I’ve struck out recently. That was wonderful.

That’s not the weird part, though. My buddy and another co-worker passing by suggested that she would be good for me. Why? Ok, she’s pretty cute, nothing amazing, but maybe I’m too picky. Looking at my track record, I tend to go for the girls who are one shot hookups and look for a relationship with the girls that I can’t seem to have. I don’t know why it hit me so hard, but it’s bugging me like no hell. I think I’m going to just try to be friends with her, if I see her enough. That’s a decent middle ground, no? It’ll shut my idiots friends up and maybe balance out the karma from laughing at the life coach joke. Worse comes to worse, she’ll be gone once the holidays are done, most likely, since she’s a seasonal hire. I’m so nice (not the saint like nice, more like the sarcastic nice).

That’s all I have for you people. I didn’t want to write a journal, but I’m just too giving. You’re welcome. I’ll take appreciation in cash form.