Time for a short rant….

There is going to be a new global law. As of this moment on, shoppers can not ask me the following questions:
Why don’t they make this TV in another color?
Why don’t you sell this item?
Why can’t your computer system do ?
Why didn’t they include this feature?
Why does Best Buy do it this way?

I’m always inclined to say something like “because God fucking hates you”, but that would be bad for my employment status. Unfortunately, I’m stuck with my memorized and oft repeated, “I don’t know. I just work here. I don’t make these kind of decisions you know”. Leave me alone people.