Xpression.v2

Good Idea:
Entenmann’s Ultimate Crumb Cake. The person who decided to take the regular crumb cake and cram all this extra crumb deserves some kind of award. Nobel Peace prize perhaps? Hell, why not? Drop some of this stuff over Iraq and the war will be over, I promise. After all, who wants to fight when you have Ultimate Crumb Cake? Not me. If you’ve never had some of the cake, you definitely need to head to your local supermarket and find Entenmann’s place at the end of the aisle.

Bad Idea:
Coke Zero. I’m going to ignore the fact that, after drinking Coke Zero for the first time, I spent the next morning running to the bathroom over and over. The simply truth is that this doesn’t taste anything like regular Coca Cola. Those advertisements are a lie. Who dreamed this atrocity up and why hasn’t he been put into prison. If you’re going to claim it tastes the same as your top product, it would be a good idea to have it taste almost the same as the top product. Man, what a bad idea.

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