Xpression.v2

Had this IM conversation with a completely random person. This is it’s entirety. I really hope I was never this asinine.

Danger Zone AD (5:20:09 PM): f u
Danger Zone AD (5:20:13 PM): laura
bangbang023 (5:20:36 PM): this isn’t “laura”
bangbang023 (5:20:39 PM): so um no thanks
Danger Zone AD (5:20:44 PM): k
Danger Zone AD (5:21:01 PM): welll then y u have a girl sn
bangbang023 (5:21:10 PM): since when is bang bang a girl screen name?
Danger Zone AD (5:21:16 PM): now
bangbang023 (5:21:21 PM): interesting
Danger Zone AD (5:21:25 PM): fuck u
bangbang023 (5:21:25 PM): am i entering the danger zone?
bangbang023 (5:21:28 PM): should i watch out?
bangbang023 (5:21:30 PM): hard hat needed?
bangbang023 (5:21:43 PM): then again, you seem pretty thick headed so I guess I should be fine
Danger Zone AD (5:25:21 PM): go fuck ur self
Danger Zone AD (5:25:25 PM): bitch
bangbang023 (5:25:49 PM): lol good one
bangbang023 (5:25:51 PM): very original
Danger Zone AD (5:25:58 PM): ye
Danger Zone AD (5:26:07 PM): dick head
Danger Zone AD (5:26:14 PM): lick mah dick
Danger Zone AD (5:26:16 PM): bitch
bangbang023 (5:26:34 PM): are you getting all this from the “insults everyone uses” book?
Danger Zone AD (5:26:39 PM): no
Danger Zone AD (5:26:49 PM): no
bangbang023 (5:26:52 PM): oh “disses for dummies” then? I see
bangbang023 (5:26:53 PM): my bad
Danger Zone AD (5:27:12 PM): ye and how do u know about that
Danger Zone AD (5:27:20 PM): rite cuz u read it
bangbang023 (5:27:21 PM): I encounter your kind all the time
Danger Zone AD (5:27:24 PM): oh
Danger Zone AD (5:27:36 PM): that y u have a girl sn
bangbang023 (5:27:40 PM): Little whiney pissants with no real balls to do anything but attack people on the interwebnet
Danger Zone AD (5:27:52 PM): fuck
bangbang023 (5:27:53 PM): and we’re back to the 2nd grade “you have a girls screen name” insult lol
Danger Zone AD (5:27:53 PM): u
Danger Zone AD (5:28:01 PM): me
bangbang023 (5:28:04 PM): sorry, I’m not gay. I respect your choice though
Danger Zone AD (5:28:08 PM): bang bang
Danger Zone AD (5:28:17 PM): cmon thats gay
bangbang023 (5:28:39 PM): You know whats even gayer? People using the term gay
bangbang023 (5:28:42 PM): You must be in high school
bangbang023 (5:28:55 PM): Because that’s the last time I’ve heard someone use the term gay as an insult
Danger Zone AD (5:29:03 PM): fuck u
bangbang023 (5:29:21 PM): again, no thanks. I’m sure there’s a guy out there for you though. Don’t worry.
Danger Zone AD (5:30:05 PM): listen go f ur mom
Danger Zone AD (5:30:13 PM): k have a good time
bangbang023 (5:30:17 PM): Na, yours is better
Danger Zone AD (5:30:17 PM): bitch
bangbang023 (5:30:28 PM): That was too easy
bangbang023 (5:30:34 PM): I should give you a high five for such a good setup
Danger Zone AD (5:31:50 PM): k go fuck ur self u know y …………………… oh ye i rememba because ur a boy thats gay that has a girl sn so have a good time fucking ur self u moda fucka son a motha fucking bitch go fuck ur self k
Danger Zone AD signed off at 5:31:54 PM.

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