Quotes from Customers

Posted on July 2nd, 2006 by bangbang023

You guys and girls hear me complain a lot about the customers I help out at work. While I have shared some of these moments with a few people in real life, I’d like to go through a few of my favorite conversations. Please, don’t feel any pity for me lol.

Customer: Do you speak Russian?
Chris: No, sorry, I don’t.
Customer: Why not?
Chris: *walks away*

Customer: Do you have any more of these in stock?
Chris: Sorry, we’re sold out right now
Customer: Why are you sold out?
Chris: Because other people wanted to buy it?

Customer: If I pay with cash, no tax?
Chris: Uh no, you still have to pay tax.
Customer: How come?
Chris: Because the government wants it’s money

Customer: Which is the cheapest plasma you have?
Chris: This 42″ Maxent for $1200
Customer: This is the cheapest one?
Chris: Yes.
Customer: This is the price? That’s the cheapest?
Chris: Yes
Customer: There’s no other sets cheaper than this one?
Chris: No, like I said, this is the cheapest.
Customer: So this is the cheapest one you have?

Sadly, none of these have been exaggerated. Have one of your own? Feel free to share it in the comments. If I get enough, maybe I’ll post in an entry down the line.

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4 Responses to “Quotes from Customers”

  1. Joanna, on July 3rd, 2006 at 10:24 am Said:

    so if i ask you to speak russian youll just walk away? lol

  2. joe, on July 3rd, 2006 at 10:08 pm Said:

    Customer (After walking more than half way into the bookstore): This isn’t Staples?
    ————
    Customer: I’m looking for (insert book title here).
    Me (after checking computer): I’m sorry we don’t have any copies in stock.
    Customer: Why not?
    Me: Um because people purchased them?
    ————
    And probably my personal favorite.
    Customer (standing right in front of the travel section with his back to it): Where’s your travel section?
    Me: Um. . . (simply gesture with hand to turn around)

  3. Shaun, on July 6th, 2006 at 3:14 am Said:

    haha these are pretty good ;) I think the best one has to be:

    Customer: Do you have any more of these in stock?
    Chris: Sorry, we’re sold out right now
    Customer: Why are you sold out?
    Chris: Because other people wanted to buy it?

    or

    Customer: If I pay with cash, no tax?
    Chris: Uh no, you still have to pay tax.
    Customer: How come?
    Chris: Because the government wants it’s money

    :D

  4. Max, on July 6th, 2006 at 4:16 pm Said:

    Your customers have the combined IQ of 4.2 after being on a fish only diet since they were born.

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