I Need a Thing
What’s up my loyal bitches? I’ve bene putting off writing this journal entry all weekend long, so I figure it was best to get it in with an hour left in the weekend lol.
Things have been a little chaotic lately in the sense that my brain is completely scattered. Work, basketball, CCD, Neowin, The Elders (Day of Defeat: Source clan I’m in), Maria and everything else just makes me feel like I have a severe case of A.D.H.D. Right now, for instance, I’m fidgety and bored, but thinking of a thousand and one things at once. My thoughts are sort of like the basketball team I coach when they’re on the court: running around with no sense of direction or purpose. It’s almost as though I want to scream at myself, “Chris, shut the fuck up!”.
Work has been retarded lately. My hours keep getting cut back. I only have 13 hours this week. Then, when I’m there, I’m bombarded with customers who get dumber and dumber. Example of a conversation:
Me: Hi, welcome to Best Buy, can I help you?
Customer: No, it’s okay.
Me: Okay. If you have any questions though, let me know.
Customer: Actually, yeah, I need a wire.
Me: Sure. Do you know what wire you need?
Customer: No, I don’t have a clue.
Me: Hmmm, well, what are you trying to connect.
Customer: My TV.
Me: What are you trying to connect to your TV?
Customer: To get a picture.
Me: What? What device are you trying to get a picture from?
Customer: Don’t ask me *chuckle* I don’t have a clue about this stuff.
Seriously, I get customers like that way more frequently than you think. Or I get the customers who insist something exists when it doesn’t. Like a composite video to coaxial wire. I show them the RF modulator box we have, but they insist it has to be a single wire. Even after I explain that such a wire doesn’t exist in direct conversion form and that the small modulator will do just that, they still insist on leaving without buying anything. Gah! I just don’t understand how anyone could go shopping with no basic knowledge of what they are looking for. Anytime I go out to buy a product I don’t know much about, I do my research to make it easier for me and anyone who may wind up assisting me. Why doesn’t everyone else do this, too? It’s fucking common sense.
To get a better sense of how I feel, read shockz blog entry from Neowin. Same frustration, different product.
Joe and I have been playing basketball a little more lately. It feels good. We actually played a game from 11:30 – 12:30 Friday night, at the park. It felt good. The park was empty. The lighting was good enough. It was a fun experience. It’s also a great stress reliever and, obviously, a good enough work out.
I don’t know what else to say, so I’ll leave you with two prolific quotes from “Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle”:
Harold: Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
Kumar: So, she’s kind of fucking cute. Let her touch your penis. (my personal favorite)
“I left some love stains on the back seat” lmao We need to get us some White Castle man lol