Toad Flu Blues
Toad Flu Blues (12/20/05)
As the flu that I had clears through, guess who’s back
The lyrical stylings of this kid with a knack
But nothing has stacked up and I’m feeling damn empty
I need to get mad, come on, won’t you tempt me?
Cause I know you detest me in the way you address me
Money and power and still you can’t best me
The flame almost left me, but not close enough
You still haven’t won son, you should try giving up
Looking down in disgust showing me where the door is at
You better suck in your gut and try bringing much more than that
Cause I’m not your whore to slap, enough with the talking
I am more than okay on this road that I’m walking
And I’ll fight to the end for the things I believe in
Joe’s my best friend, you can ask and believe him
Cause the first time you see him, I’ll be right there and waiting
To finish the things you don’t think we’re debating
Fine, enough with the hate kids, let’s change up the subject
Here’s a Tickle Me Elmo, when you grow up, you’ll fuck it
And boy will you love it, the guy’s even shaking
The thought of your love gets his knees weak and quaking
But I heard he’s been faking and sleeping around, kids
That Elmo’s a whore and I won’t hang around this
I need a new mountain up which that I can climb
Something tall, big and yellow and so damn divine
Oh, what’s on my mind? It’s my own damn Big Bird lust
The guy’s mighty fine and he’s got perty bird nuts
Oh, Mr. Big Bird I swear I won’t hurt you
Just wear some protection before I get Bird Flu
Notes: That last part caught you off guard, huh? Lol. I started off addressing someone and then got bored of them and decided to finish off by having some fun. Not bad after not having written in a while.
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