Random Rants
I haven’t posted anything lately and I want to bitch….looks like I’m killing two pigs at one Mexican baseball game with this one…
Fast Food Gift Cards:
Have you people seen these commercials? McDonalds and Dunkin Donuts, among others, suggesting we should give their gift cards to people as a Christmas gift! (It’s Christmas! Fuck you and your “holidays”). Has their been some nuclear explosion that I wasn’t made aware of? Have the people at McDonalds lost all sense of what this thign called reality is? Who the hell gives a Mickey D’s gift card as a serious gift?! “Merry Christmas! Here’s a McDonald’s gift card! You can get a free happy meal and shove the toy up your ass!”
Miss Jones and the Morning Idiots:
At work, all too often, the morning crew has on the hip hop radio station that features Miss Jones (you know, the moron who made fun of the tsunami victims) and her merry group of ghetto retards. Why do they always feel the need to talk politics? It’s like me talking about how horrible it feels to be racially profiled when I enter the white suburbs. Today, deep voiced moron number one decided to mention how Bush admitted the information for going to war was really wrong and a mistake was made. He forgot to mention how we removed Sadaam from power and saved the lives of thousands of people who would have, otherwise, been brutally killed in the dictator’s reign of power. No, instead his biggest idea focused around the fact that he believes the families of killed soldiers should now sue for wrongful deaths. Because, they had no idea they may be in danger when they first signed up for the Army, I guess. If any of these families fucking sue, they should be given 37 cents and deported. Leave it to these thug retards to make such assinine comments. Everytime I start to doubt the common sense I have, hearing part of their show instantly reassures me I could be much worse off.
Radio is Meant to be Free?:
This new radio commercial kills me. The top 13,000 radio stations(that’s like every fucking radio station except the one in Alaska whose letter got lost in the mail) are paying for commercials that suggest that radio is meant to be free, obviously knocking the fact that you have to pay for satellite radio. What!? Radio is free? You mean 15 minutes of straight commercials is considered free? Music I don’t want to hear and have continually forced down my throat is something I should be thankful for? Radio is meant to be free, huh? Well, it’s also not supposed to make me cringe and contemplate empaling myself on the nearest broadcast antenna. Blame the FCC and yourselves. It’s funny to watch so many people jumping to satellite now as Stern is finally saying goodbye. Give us what we want (NYC, the largest radio market in the country, has no oldies station and will soon have no rock station either) or go buy a McDonald’s Gift Card and get the happy meal.
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