Fran of Frans
Fran of Frans (8/17/2005)
Now that I have your attention, sit down for the session
While I babble to teach you and vent out my aggression
I just found my profession, done without your disgression
Beautiful hate that will hand out a new lesson
I’ll stop now, I’m just flexin’, showing off verbal muscle
Flipping through words with no concern of the trouble
Oh please don’t be mad, I’m begging you please
Ha, I’m just playing, get as pissed as you need
Get the pistols you keep and shoot rounds off at me
Curse me for relief ’til you’ve found disbelief
“I just do not get it, he was once such a good boy”
Write me angry letters, hope I’ll find us a new joy
And pray that I’ll rejoin your most perfect of dinners
Nothing like sharing the bullshit with sinners
Whose eyebrows’ the thinnest? Are her’s painted on?
That bitch is a racist, yet her face is long gone
I should take my long arm and smack her a little
Just enough to set straight and get her back in the middle
Walking the line of the crazy and desparate
This house wife’s not pretty, but is plastic invested
Oh, that’s so precious, that is so god damn perfect
I’ll go hump on her leg ’til I’m labeled perverted
No, your’e not crazy, that made no damn sense
She gave me her drinks and now my head is a mess
What is this beef? What the hell is he doing?
The past is complete, but the future is brewing
Something not sealed up, so now I will close it
Abuse her a little, have my fun and expose it
Cause people like that, with the fakest of faces
Need a small taste of the hate of the racists
You fuck around with that stuff and here’s your results
Oh, Fran of the Frans, a clown and her cult
Note: This is a very delayed reaction. Maybe like 2 or 3 years ago, there was an incident at my Aunt’s house where someone close to me was pretty insulted by the racist comments made by a drunken friend of my Aunt. I wasn’t the Chris I am today back then, so I didn’t really have the focus to react the way I should have. I finally just approached it and, instead of adding more hate and anger to such stupidity, I decided to have fun with it while still making a statement.
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